A Lady Finds Out That She Is Pregnant

A lady finds out that she is pregnant, but she is worried.

He husband has anger management issues, yelling a lot,

breaking things, really horrible to be around. She doesn’t

want her kids to be like that, so she asks her doctor for

advice. Her doctor says “Rub your belly once a day every

day and say ‘Be polite, be polite.’ “ So she starts

doing so. But as the pregnancy goes on, her husband’s

attitude gets worse. Instead of supporting her he gets more

angry, more often, being super rude ask the time and really

stressing her out. She starts to rub her belly more and more

often. Instead of once a day it becomes two times, three

times, ten times, a hundred, till she is almost constantly

rubbing and reciting “be polite, be polite, be polite.”

The due date arrives, no sign of the birth. A few days pass,

not a contraction to be felt. Weeks turn into months, months

turn into years, no baby is born. Eventually she dies at the

ripe old age of 92. The medical examiner conducting her

autopsy cuts open her belly and discoverers two identical

middle-aged men saying “After you, ” “No, no, after

you.”