What Could Be So Funny About Buying A Con**m

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a con**m, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The

pharmacist thinks this is weird but there are no laws preventing weird people from buying con***s.

Who knows, maybe it’s a good thing. The next day, the same man comes back to the store, purchases

yet another con**m, and once again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the interest of

the pharmacist. What could be so funny about buying a con**m, anyway? So he tells his clerk, “If

that guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him to see where he goes.” Sure enough, the next

day the same man is back. He buys the con**m, and again starts cracking up with laughter, then

leaves. The pharmacist tells his clerk to go follow the guy. About an hour later, the clerk comes

back to the store. “Did you follow him? Where did he go?” asks the pharmacist. The clerk

replies, “Your house.”