After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to
describe her. The husband looked at her slowly and without
blinking an eye, said, “ABCDEFGHIJK.” “What does that
mean?” She asked. “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute,
Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot!!!” he
replied. Wife Smiling asked, “So sweet of you honey. What
about IJK?” He replied, “I’m Just Kidding!
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