I Haven’t Had S*x Since 1956

A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made

love to a woman. The general replied “1956, ma’am.”

The woman, in disbelief said “1956?! That long? Come with

me and let me make your night better.” The woman and

general went back to her apartment and made passionate love

for over an hour. Afterwards, the woman cuddled up to the

general and said “Well, you sure haven’t forgotten

anything since 1956…” The general looked at her,

confused, and replied “I sure hope not, it’s only 2130

now.”