Funny Jokes

Johnny Was Wondering One Day Little Johnny was wondering one day and decided to ask…

Field Trip A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers,…

God Has Forgotten A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped…

An Atheist Swimming In The Ocean There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All…

Like A Drink With Dinner On their first date, a man asked his companion if…

Surprise! Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday….

A Famous American Golfer Is Invited To China A famous American golfer is invited to…

Satisfaction Guaranteed A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the…

The Missing Shoe One evening, a man gave his tipsy secretary a ride home after…

James Bond Walks Into A Bar James Bond walks into a bar. He looks around,…

The Wrong Train Bob is a favorite conductor among commuters on the Long Island Rail…

An 80-Year-Old Lady The news interviewed an 80-year-old lady who had just gotten married for…