A Famous American Golfer Is Invited To China

A famous American golfer is invited to go to China for a

golfing tournament. From the second he gets there, he is

treated like a king. He is given five-star treatment in a

five-star hotel until the day of the tournament. The night

before the tournament, he is sitting in his hotel room

watching TV. A hot Chinese girl walks up to his room and he

says, “Wow. They must really love me here.” He begins to

punish her for the whole night. She continues to scream,

“Chung Hoi! Chung Hoi!,” but he ignores it. At the

tournament, the American golfer gets a hole-in-one and gets

really excited. He starts yelling, “Chung Hoi! Chung

Hoi!” One of the Chinese golfers says, “What do you mean

‘WRONG HOLE’?”