A Man Buys A Lie Detector Robot

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.

He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, “Son,

where were you today during school hours?” “At

school.” The robot slaps the son. “Okay, I went to the

movies!” The father asks, “Which one?” “Harry

Potter.” The robot slaps the son again. “Okay, I was

watching p@rn!” The father replies, “What? When I was

your age I didn’t even know what p@rn was!” The robot

slaps the father. The mom chimes in, “Haha! After all, he

is your son!” The robot slaps the mother.