What’s With The Black Con**m

A lady had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her to get

back into the dating world. Finally, she said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter

immediately replied, "Mom, I have someone for you to meet!" Well, it was an immediate hit. They took

to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Spain.

Their first night there, she undr***ed as he did. There she stood n**e, except for a pair of black

pan***s, he in his birthday suit. Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black pan***s?" She replied

"My bre***s you can fon**e, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still mourning." He

knew he was not going to get lucky that night. The following night was the same, she stood there

wearing the black pan***s and he was in his birthday suit but now he was wearing a black con**m. She

looked at him and asked, "What's with the black con**m?" He replied, "I want to offer my deepest

condolences."