Surprise!

Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a

happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went

to work and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy

birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said,

“Happy birthday, boss!” I felt so special. She asked me

out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment.

We went there and she said, “Do you mind if I go into the

bedroom for a minute?” “Okay,” I said. She came out 5

minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my

kids, my friends, and my colleagues all yelling,

“SURPRISE!!!” while I was waiting on the sofa… na**d.