Johnny Was Wondering One Day

Little Johnny was wondering one day and decided to ask his

dad… “Dad, how come big dogs can make little dogs and

big cats can make little cats but why can’t Big trains

make little trains?” Little Johnny’s father replied,

“Well Johnny, this sounds like a great quey for your

mother.” So off Johnny went to go ask his mother…

“Mom, why do big dogs make little dogs and big cats make a

little cat but why can’t Big trains make little trains?“

Little Johnny’s mom thought about it and said:

“WellJohnny, this sounds like a good question to ask Mr

Jones down at the railroad yard”. So off Johnny went to go

ask Mr Jones. “Mr Jones, why do big dogs make little dogs

and big cats make little cats but why can’t Big trains

make little trains?“ Mr Jones looked at Johnny seriously

and said “Well Johnny, that because Union pacific always

pulls out on time!