A Police Officer Pulls Over A Driver

A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he

has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he

is wearing his seat belt. “What are you going to do with

the prize money?” the officer asks. The man responds, “I

guess I’ll go to driving school and get my license.” His

wife says, “Officer, don’t listen to him. He’s a smart

aleck when he’s drunk.” The guy in the back seat pops up

out from under the blanket and says, “I knew we wouldn’t

get far in this stolen car.” Just then a knock comes from

the trunk and a voice calls out, “Are we over the border

yet?