Husband Finds A Box Under The Bed

A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are

starting to box everything up. The husband finds a box under

the bed, pulls it out, and looks inside, where he finds two

eggs and about $8,000. He approaches the wife and asks,

“What are the eggs for?” She replies, “Every time I

ch**t on you, I put an egg in the box.” He says,

“That’s alright, you’ve only che***d on me twice.

What’s the money for?” The wife replies, “Every time I

get a dozen, I sell them!”