Three Women Are About To Be Executed

Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a

brunette, one’s a redhead, and one’s a blonde. Two

guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks

if she has any last requests. She says no, and the

executioner shouts, “Ready . . . Aim . . .” Suddenly the

brunette yells, “earthquake!!” Everyone is startled and

looks around. She manages to escape. The angry guards then

bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she

has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner

shouts, “Ready . . . Aim . . .” The redhead then

screams, “tornado!!” Yet again, everyone is startled and

looks around. She too escapes execution. By this point, the

blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring

her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last

requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts,

Ready . . . Aim . . .” The blonde shouts, “fire!!”