Johnny Went To Confession

Johnny went to confession, at the beginning of Lent….

“Bless me Father for I have sinned. It has been 3 months

since my last confession. In that time I have disobeyed my

parents nine times, missed Sunday Mass once, had impure

thoughts, oh, about nine hundred times, and played with a

girl’s pri***e pa**s.” “Played with a girl’s private

parts!” exclaimed the priest. “Whoa, that’s pretty

serious. For your penance say three rosaries and wash your

hands in holy water.” So Johnny knelt down and fudged his

way through the laborious incantations of the three

rosaries, then he made the trek up to the holy water font

and started to wash his dirty little fingers, when the girl

who was behind him in the confessional line walks up and

says, “Move over, pal. I gotta gargle….”