Na**d Man Running

A girl was having an aff**r while her father was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend

when, to her horror, she heard her father’s car pull into the driveway. “Oh My God – Hurry!

Grab your clothes,” she yelled to her lover. “And jump out the window. My father’s home

early!” “I can’t jump out the window!” came the strangled reply from beneath the sheets.

“It’s raining out there!” “If my father catches us in here, he’ll kill us both!” she

replied. “He’s got a very quick temper and a very large gun! The rain is the least of your

problems!” So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he

began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the

middle of the town’s annual marathon. He started running along beside the others about 300 of

them. Being na**d, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to “blend in” as best he

could. It wasn’t that effective! After a little while, a small group of runners, who had been

studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer. “Do you always run in the n**e?” one asked.

“Oh yes” he replied, gasping in air. “It feels so wonderfully free having the air blow over

all your skin while you’re running.” Another runner moved alongside. “Do you always run

carrying your clothes under your arm?” “Oh, yes” our friend answered breathlessly. “That way

I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!” Then a third runner

cast his eyes a little lower and queried. “Do you always wear a con**m when you run?” “Only if

it’s raining.”