Last Year A Guy Took His Blonde Girl Friend To The Superbowl

They had great seats right behind their team’s bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked it. “Oh, I

really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight

pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t

understand why they were killing each other over 25

cents.” Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you

mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, then

for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was…

‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m

like…Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!”