A Man And A Blonde Meet In An Elevator
A man and a blonde meet in an elevator. “Where are you
heading today?” the man asks. “I’m going down to give
blood.” “How much do you get paid for giving blood?”
“About $20.” “Wow,” says the man, “I’m going up
to donate sp**m, and the sp**m bank pays $100.” The woman
angrily gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and
woman meet in the elevator again. “Fancy meeting you
again. Where you off to today?” “sp**m bank,” she says
with her mouth full.