A Affair With His Secretary

A married man was having an aff**r with his secretary. One

day, their passions overcame them in the office and they

took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon’s

activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As

the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his

shoes outside and r*b them through the grass and dirt.

Confused, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his

shoes and drove home. “Where have you been?” demanded

his wife when he entered the house. “Darling,” replied

the man, “I can’t lie to you. I’ve been having an

aff**r with my secretary. I fell asleep in her bed and

didn’t wake up until eight o’clock.” The wife glanced

down at his shoes and said, “You liar! You’ve been

playing golf!”