A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers,
“May I help you sir? The man says, “Yes, I’m in room
858. You need to send someone to my room immediately. I’m
having an argument with my wife and she says she’s going
to jump out of the window.” The desk clerk says, “I’m
sorry sir, but that’s a personal matter.” The man
replies, “Listen, you idiot. The window won’t open.. and
that’s clearly a maintenance issue.”
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