Newlywed Men

Three newlywed men were discussing their wives. The first

guy married an Iowa gal; he says, I told my wife she had to

all the cooking. The first day I didn’t see anything, but

on the second day, she fell into line. The second guy

married a Minnesota gal; he says I told my wife she had to

do all the cooking and cleaning. The first day he didn’t

see any change, but the second day, she fell into line. The

third guy married a South Dakota gal; he says, I told my

wife she had to all of that, plus the laundry. The first day

he didn’t see anything, nor the second day, but on third

day, the swelling went down and he could see a little out of

his left eye.