We Love Both Dogs And Cats

Note: We love both dogs and cats, this is just in jest! 1.

Dogs will tilt their heads and try to understand every word

you say. Cats will ignore you and take a nap. 2. Cats look

silly on a leash. 3. When you come home from work, your dog

will be happy and lick your face. Cats will still be mad at

you for leaving in the first place. 4. Dogs will give you

unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make

you pay for every mistake you’ve ever made since the day

you were born. 5. A dog knows when you’re sad. And he’ll

try to comfort you. Cats don’t care how you feel, as long

as you remember where the can opener is. 6. Dogs will bring

you your slippers. Cats will drop a dead mouse in your

slippers. 7. When you take them for a ride, dogs will sit on

the seat next to you. Cats have to have their own private

basket, or they won’t go at all. 8. Dogs will come when

you call them. And they’ll be happy. Cats will have

someone take a message and get back to you. 9. Dogs will

play fetch with you all day long. The only thing cats will

play with all day long are small rodents or bugs, preferably

ones that look like they’re in pain. 10. Dogs will wake

you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out

the back door.