The Woman Finally Decides To Get Back Into Dating

Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago,

her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the dating world.

Finally, Anna said she’d go out, but didn’t know anyone.

Her daughter immediately replied, “Mum I have someone for you to meet.”

Well, it was an immediate hit.

They took to one another and after dating for six weeks,

he asked her to join him for a weekend in Paris.

Their first night there, she undr***ed as he did.

There she stood n**e, except for a pair of black lacy pan***s – he was in his birthday suit.

Looking her over, he asked, “Why the black pan***s?”

She replied: “My upper half you can see, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still mourning.”

He knew he was not getting lucky that night.

The following night was the same – she stood there wearing the black pan***s,

and he was in his birthday suit, but now he was wearing a black con**m.

She looked at him and asked:

“What’s with the black con**m?”

He replied, “I want to offer my deepest condolences.”