Urgent Need To Use The Bathroom

A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having

an urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the

men’s room, nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the

aircraft. Each time he tried the door, it was occupied. A

stewardess noticed his predicament and told him, “I’ll

let you use the ladies’ room, but on one condition –

don’t touch the b**tons on the wall!” The man breathed a

sigh of relief while sitting on the toilet, and his

attention drifted to the b**tons on the wall. The b**tons

were marked “WW, WA, PP and ATR”. Making the mistake

that so many men make in disregarding the importance of what

a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him

and decided to try the b**tons anyway. He carefully pressed

the first b**ton marked “WW” and immediately warm water

sprayed all over his entire bot**m. He thought, “Wow, this

is strangely pleasant, women really have it made!” Still

curious, he pressed the b**ton marked “WA” and a gentle

breeze of warm air quickly dried his hind quarters. “This

is amazing!” he thought, “Men’s rooms having nothing

like this!” He then pressed the b**ton marked “PP”,

which yielded a large powder puff that delicately applied a

soft talc to his r**r. Well, naturally he couldn’t resist

the last b**ton marked “ATR”, and then everything went

black. When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and

buzzed for the nurse. When she appeared, he cried out,

“What happened to me?! The last thing I remember, I was in

the ladies’ room on a plane!” The nurse replied, “Yes,

I’m sure you were having a great time until you pressed

the ‘ATR’ b**ton, which stands for ‘Automatic Tam**n

Remover.'”