Will You Take All Of Your Clothes Off?

A young man was showing of his new sportscar to his girlfriend

she was thrilled at the speed.”If i do 200 km/h, will you take all of your clothes off?

“The girlfriend felt adventurous, and said “yes, of course”

He brought the car up to the 200 km/h benchmark.

However, he was unable to keep his eyes on the road and the car swerved, then flipped over.

The undr***ed girl was thrown clear, but the boyfriend got stuck in a hole.

“Go and get help” he yelled. “I can’t I’m undr***ed!”

“take my shoe, he said, and cover yourself.

“Holding the shoe to her priv***s she ran off, down the road.

She came to a gas station, and ran inside to the proprietor.

“Please help, my boyfriend got stuck in a hole!”

The proprietor look at her. looked at the shoe, and then said:

“there’s nothing I can do, he’s too far in. “