An Attractive Woman Waving At Man

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

She says hello.

He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from.

So he says, “Do you know me?”

To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfa****ul to his wife and says,

“My God, are you the stri***r from my bachelor party that I m**e l**e to on the pool table

with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my b**t with wet celery?”

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, “No, I’m your son’s teacher.”