A Wife Went To Doctor

A wife from Montana had an appointment with her doctor to

ask for advice on how to treat her husband’s lack of s*x

drive. “Have you tried Via**a?” the doctor asked. “Not

a chance,” the lady replied, “He doesn’t even take

aspirin.” “Not a problem,” the doctor replied, “Just

give him some Montana Via**a.” “What’s Montana

Via**a?” “It’s simple. You discretely put the Via**a

into his coffee when he’s not looking. He won’t be able

to taste it.” “Try it out and get back to me in a week

and tell me about the results.” A week later, the lady

called the doctor. “Oh my lord!” she wailed,

“Terrible! Just terrible.” “Really? What happened?”

the doctor replied. “I did as you told me, I put the pill

into the coffee, and the effect was immediate.” “He flew

up from the chair, and his eyes were positively

smoldering.” “With a quick motion he swept all the cups

and the tablecloth from the table, ripped my clothes off and

took me then and there on the table.” “It was a

nightmare I tell you, a nightmare.” “Oh, I see, but why

was it so bad, shouldn’t this be a good thing?” the

doctor asked in a worried tone. “Oh yes, this was the best

thing to happen to me in 25 years!” “But I can tell you

right now, I will never be able to show my face in the

downtown Starbucks again!”