Three Women Were Having A Drink In A Bar

Three women were having a drink in a bar. They were all

claiming they could make their husband scream the loudest

during bang bang. “Alright,” one of them said,

“let’s secretly record the audio and see who’s the

loudest.” Two days later they came back to the bar. They

all smugly lit a cigar each, convinced that they had won the

contest. The first woman played her husband’s recording

and it was very loud. “How did you manage that?” The two

women asked. “A whip during bang bang.” She replied

proudly. The second woman played her husband’s recording

and it was even louder. “How did you manage that?” They

asked. “A surprise strap-on.” The second wife replied.

The first woman laughed, that one definitely couldn’t be

beaten. The third woman proudly played her husband’s

recording and incredibly he screamed so loudly it had broken

the recording device. The two woman sat in awe.“How did

you manage that?” They asked in shock. The third woman

puffed up her cigar in triumph. “I was having banged with

someone else when my husband walked in on me.” “With

who?” The girls asked in shock.“His Dad.” The third

wife replied. “That definitely explains the scream!”

“Of course it does, he’s been dead for ten years.”