A Fellow Blonde?

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money,

she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She

went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a

tree, and told him, “I’ve kidnapped you.” She then

wrote a note saying, “I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow

morning, put £10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the

pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the

playground. Signed, “A Blonde.” The Blonde then pinned

the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it

to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and

sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.

The Blonde opened the bag and found the £10,000 with a note

that said, “How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?