An Old Woman Is Riding In An Elevator

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New

York City Building, When a young and beautiful woman gets

into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns

to the old woman and says arrogantly, “Romance” by Ralph

Lauren, $150 an ounce! “ Then another young and beautiful

woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns

to the old woman saying, “Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!”

About three floors later, the old woman has reached her

destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she

leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then

bends over, farts and says… “Broccoli. 49 cents a

pound!”