Little Johnny Ran To His Daddy Shouting

One day, Little Johnny comes home from kindergarten for

lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living

room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom. He opens the

door, and what does he see, but his father, who had also

come home for lunch, sipped na**d, on top of his mother,

also na**d, heavily into the act of lovemaking. Not wanting

to traumatize the boy, the parents continue as if nothing

was wrong. Johnny watches, and after a couple of minutes

asks, “Daddy, can I climb on and have a horsy ride?”

“Of course, Son, we’re a family.” So Little Johnny

climbs on and after a few more minutes his mother starts

moaning and writhing wildly. “Hang on Dad!” cries Little

Johnny, “this is where I and the mailman usually fall

off!”