Whose Pan***s Are These?

A wife goes on a retreat for work for a few days. When she

returns and enters the house, she puts her things away and

then goes to do some much needed laundry. Upon her entry to

the room, however, she finds a pair of pan***s on the floor

that do not belong to her! Furious, she questions her

husband. The husband says, “I have no idea where they came

from I don’t do the laundry, the maid does!” The wife

calms down and says, “Oh! So maybe these belong to the

maid, could be she was doing her laundry here.” “Nah,”

said the husband musingly, “she doesn’t even wear

pan***s.”