Ben Asks His New Girlfriend For A H**d J*b

Ben asks his new girlfriend for a H**d J*b. “Ive never done that” she says, “what do I do ?”

“Well” replies Ben, “remember when you were a kid and you’d shake a coke bottle and spray

your brother with it… that’s what you do.” She nods, so he pulls his man***d out and she grabs

hold of it and starts shaking it. A minute later, he has tears running down his face, snot flowing

from his nose and wax flying from his ears. She asks ‘Whats wrong ?’ Ben cries “TAKE YOUR

F*CKING THUMB OFF THE END!”