A Blonde Gets An Opportunity

A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere

and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing747, she started jumping

in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting, “Boeing! Boeing!! Boeing!!!” She

forgets where she is, even the pilot in the c**k-pit hears the noise. Annoyed by the goings on, the

Pilot comes out and shouts “Be silent!” There was pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody is

looking at the blonde and the angry Pilot. She stared at the pilot in silence for a moment,

concentrated really hard, and all of a sudden started shouting, “Oeing! Oeing! Oeing!”