A Young Man Finally Got A Date

A young man finally got a date with the blonde female that lived in his apartment complex. To

prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to

tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the n**e. Unfortunately, the young

man fell asleep while on the roof and managed to get sunburn on his “tool of the trade”. But, he

was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his man***d and wrapped it in gauz The

blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, and the young man treated her to a home cooked

dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie. During the movie, however, the

young man’s sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen and

poured a tall, cool glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned mem**r in the milk and experienced

immediate relief of his pain. The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the

kitchen to see him with his mem**r immersed in a glass of milk. Upon seeing this, the blonde

exclaimed, “So that’s how you guys load those things