Divorce Suit

Dan married a woman with an identical twin. Less than a year

later, he was in court filing for a div***e. “Tell the

court why you want a div***e,” said the judge. “Well,

your honor, every once in a while my sister-in-law would

come over for a visit, and because she and my wife looked

exactly alike, every once in a while I’d end up making

love to her by mistake,” said Dan. “Surely there must be

some difference between the two women.” the judge said.

“You’d better believe there is a difference, your Honor.

That’s why I want the div***e.”