Johnny Came Home After Playing

Little Johnny came home after playing with his older

friends. His friends kept using 4dult words and making

jokes. Johnny laughed, but he never understood what the

words meant. He walks over to his dad and asks: “Dad,

what’s a h0oker?” The dad, taken slightly aback by the

bashful Johnny, decided he did not want Johnny to know that

kind of language yet. So he replies. “Well, son, a hoo**r

is a bicycle.” “What about f*cking?” Johnny replies.

“F*cking is the same thing as pedalling.” Johnny thinks

for a bit. “And a c*ndom?” His dad furrows his brows

slightly. “A c*ndom is a bicycle chain. Say, you should

probably go to bed soon, you have school tomorrow.” Little

Johnny obeys and goes to sleep. He wakes up the next morning

plenty of time to go to school. Despite that, he still ends

up 20 minutes late for his first class. “So, Johnny”,

his teacher starts talking, “Why are you so late for

class?” “Well miss, I jumped on my h0oker and started

f*cking really hard, but on my way here my c*ndom fell off

four times.”