A Honest Couple

A young man and woman were eager to enjoy a picnic in the

park one Saturday noon, and they opted to go through a

fast-food drive-in for a quick snack. They ordered, paid,

got their bag of goodies, and headed for the park. When they

opened the bag, it was full on money instead of the

hamburgers they expected. They rushed back to the fast-food

place and returned the money. “This is WONDERFUL,”

exclaimed the manager. “We’ve been looking for this

money all morning and couldn’t figure out where it could

have been misplaced. You two are an honest couple. A lot of

people would not have the morals and honesty to return the

money. I’m going to call the TV and the newspapers and let

everybody know what an honest deed you’ve done.” “Uh,

don’t do that,” says the man, “my wife might see it on

TV.”