The Nurse Asked The Patient To Remove His Clothing

The nurse asked the patient to remove his clothing and put

on a gown, to be checked by a doctor. “In front of

you”?”, he asks, shyly. The nurse says, “Well no, but

I’ve seen the na**d human body before. ”The patient

said, “Not one like mine. You would die laughing at my

na**d body.” “Of course, I won’t laugh.”, said the

nurse to the patient. I am a professional. In over twenty

years, I have never laughed at a patient.” “Okay

then”, said the patient and he proceeded to drop his

trousers, revealing a huge male body with a the smallest

4dult male organ , the nurse had ever seen in her life. In

length and width, it was almost identical to a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle,

but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the

fact that she was laughing. Feeling very badly that she had

laughed at the patient’s pri***e p**t, she composed

herself, as well as she could. “I am so sorry”, the

nurse said. “I do not know what came over to me. On my

honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise that it won’t

happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?”

“It’s swollen”, the patient replied.