This Woman Offers Him A “Thre***me” That He Simply Couldn’t Refuse

I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a lady who must have been in

her 60s.  In fact, she wasn’t bad at all! I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot

daughter. We drank a couple of beers and then she asked me if I’d ever had a “Sportsman’s

Double?” “What’s that?”, I asked. “It’s a mother and daughter thre***me”, she replied.

As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said,

“No, I haven’t”. We drank a bit more and she said with a wink, “Tonight’s going to be your

lucky night!”. We went back to her place.  I was nervous with anticipation of the fantastic night

ahead, and an experience to always remember. We walked in, she turned on the hall light and shouted

upstairs,… “Mom, you still awake?”