The Camel Refused To Budge

An Arab and his wife are at mid point on a long trek

across the desert when suddenly their camel sits down and

refuses to get up. The Arab beats it with his stick, pulls

with all his strength on the reins, swears at it, and

invokes Allah’s help. All to no avail, the camel refuses

to move. The wife who was standing at the rear end of the

camel says, “hang on, I’ll try this”. Suddenly the

camel got up and raced off towards the sandy horizon. The

Arab asks his wife what she had done, and the wife replied

“I just kicked him hard between his rear legs on that bag

like thing that hangs there”. The Arab with a look of

resignation be**s o**r and touches his toes with his arse

facing the wife and says “go ahead, do it” She says

“do what?” and he replies ” kick me in the same place

because I’ve got to catch the bloody thing”