Brothel Parrot

A lady walks into a pet store. She sees a beautiful parrot with a sign on its cage: $10 OBO The lady

asks the pet shop owner, “Why so cheap?” The owner says “This bird used to live in a brothel,

so he says a lot of inappropriate things.” The lady can’t pass up the deal and decides to get

the bird anyway. She gets the bird home and the first thing the bird says is “Finally cleaned up

this dump, and the new madam isn’t bad looking.” The lady finds it amusing. Her two teen

daughters get home and the bird says “New who**s in the house, business will be booming

tonight.” The girls are shocked but laugh it off. A few hours later the woman’s husband gets

home and the bird says “Hey Jim.”