Johnny’s First Day Of School

On Little Johnny’s first day of school, The teacher asked

Johnny what 10+10 is and he said he doesn’t know. So his

teacher told him to go home and find out. After school, he

went to ask his dad but he was fixing the car. Johnny: Daddy

what is 10+10 dad: f*** off can’t you see I’m busy He

went to ask his brother jake but he stood on his desk and

jumped on his bed. Johnny: Jake what is10+10 Jake: I’m

batman So he went to his sister(mary) and she was listening

to music. Johnny: What is 10+10 Mary:(singing) Let’s go,

baby he asked his grandma but her hearing isn’t so good.

Johnny: granma what is 10+10 Granma:48 He asked his mom and

she is baking hamburger buns Johnny: what is10+10 Mom: my

buns are burning Next day at school Teacher: So johnny what

is 10+10 Johnny: f*ck off can’t you see I’m busy.

Teacher: (angry)Who do you think you are… Johnny: batman

Teacher: go to the principal’s office Johnny: let’s go,

baby. Principle: so how many times do I have to beat your

a$s johnny and I am also going to call your mom to take you

home for the day. johnny:48 5 minutes later Johnny is

walking to his mom’s car. Johnny: (yelling)my buns are

burning!! little johnny jokes