First Day Honeymoon

On the first day of their Honeymoon, the very naive blonde

vir**n bride slipped into a s**y but sweet nightie and, with

great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her

new Christian husband had settled down on the couch. When

she asked him why he was apparently not going to m**e l**e

to her, he replied, “Because it’s Lent.” Almost in

tears, she remarked, “Well, that is the most ridiculous

thing I have ever heard! To whom did you lend it, and for

how long?”