A Man Standing At A Urinal

A man standing at a urinal notices that he’s being watched

by a midget. “Wow,” comments the midget. “Those are

the nicest ba**s I have ever seen!” Surprised and

flattered, the man thanks the midget and continues to pee.

Suddenly, the midget pulls up a step ladder right next to

the urinal and says, “Listen, I know this is a rather

strange request, but as they’re so admirable, I wonder if

I could take a closer look.” Again the man is rather

startled, but sees no real harm in it. Just then, the midget

reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man’s ba**s, and

says, “OK, hand me your wallet, I’ll jump off the ladder