Two Little Boys

One day in the hospital, two little boys were lying

on stretchers next to each other outside of the operating

room. The first boy leans over and asks, “What are you in

for?” “I’m here to get my tonsils out and I’m

nervous,” the second boy says. The first kid says,

“You’ve got nothing to worry about! I had that done when

I was four. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they

give you lots of ice cream and Jell-O It’s a breeze!”

“Well what are you here for?” the second kid asks. “A

circumcision.” The first kid replys woefully. The second

kid says “Wow! I had that done when I was born and I

couldn’t walk for a year!”