A Beautiful Girl Goes Into A Bar

A beautiful girl goes into a bar and sits down next to an elderly guy that’s so homely looking, he

hasn’t had a date in over a year, also, he’s sooooo dumb that one night he sl**t w**h a ruler

next to his head to see how long he slept: So he figures that he has absolutely no chance in the

world to score a date with this ravishing buxom girl. Then suddenly she strikes up a conversation

with him and soon they become rather chummy. It starts to get late and the bartender calls out the

last drink for alcohol, then the girl leans over to the guy and says… “Let’s have this last

drink at my apartment.” Taken back by her request, and trembling, the elderly guy finally utters

the word. “OK.” They get up from the barstool arm and arm headed for the door when the girl

stops him and says. “Before we go back to my apartment there’s one thing I have to tell you,

I’m on my menstrual cycle.” The Old man says. “That’s ok, I’ll follow you in my Honda.”