I Feel Just Like A Newborn Baby
Two elderly grandparents from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree. When one
turns to the other and says: “Slim, I’m 83 years old now and, I’m just full of aches and
pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?” Slim says, “I feel just like a newborn
baby.” “Really! Like a newborn baby?” “ Yes, No hair, no teeth, and I think, I just wet my
pants.
