My Wife On A Skateboard

They all arrive at the Pearly Gates and Saint Peter says “Let me ask you a question before

admitting you to heaven.” To the first he says “My son, while on Earth did you lead a good

life?” “Oh yes, ” says the first man,” I had thirty years of marriage to a wonderful woman

and I was honest in business” “I see here in the book you’re telling the truth”, says Saint

Peter, “here are your keys to a brand new Mercedes to drive in Heaven”. To the second he says

“My son, while on Earth did you lead a good life?” He answers “Saint Peter I was married for

several years and then che***d on my wife but we reconciled.” “I see here in the book you’re

telling the truth”, says Saint Peter,” here are your keys to a used Ford Taurus to drive in

heaven. “ The third man steps up and says,” Saint Peter, lemme save us both a lot of trouble. I

screwed everything in a skirt and never passed up a shot at dirty money” “Well”, says Saint

Peter, “the book says you’re telling the truth, awful though it is. Here is a moped to ride in

heaven” Several days later the third man pulls up to a red light only to see the first man slumped

over the wheel of his Mercedes, crying. “What could possibly be so bad? “, he asks.”You had a

wonderful life, a great marriage and now you’re driving a Mercedes in Heaven!” The first man

sobs out “I just saw my wife on a skateboard!”