The Guy Thought It Was His Lucky Day

My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,

wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me

and said softly, “You’ve got to m**e l**e to me this very moment!” My eyes lit up and I

thought, “I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!” Not wanting to lose

the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterward, she

said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove, Her T-shirt still around her neck. Happy, but a

little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?” She explained, “The egg timer’s

broken.”