Blondes Are Not Stupid

80,000 blondes meet in a football stadium for a “Blondes Are Not Stupid” Convention. The leader

says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid.  Can I have a

volunteer?” A blonde carefully works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The

leader asks her, “What is 15 plus 15?” After 15 or 20 seconds she says, “Eighteen!”

Obviously, everyone is a little disappointed.  Then 80,000 blondes start cheering, “Give her

another chance! Give her another chance!” The leader says, “Well since we’ve gone to the

trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the worldwide press and global broadcast

media here, uh, I guess we can give her another chance.” So he asks, “What is 5 plus 5?” After

nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, “Ninety?” The leader is quite perplexed, looks down, and

just lets out a dejected sigh.  Everyone is disheartened – the blonde starts crying and the

80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, “GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER

ANOTHER CHANCE!” The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than good, eventually

says, “OK! OK! Just one more chance – what is 2 plus 2?” The girl closes her eyes, and after a

whole minute eventually says, “Four?” Throughout the stadium, pandemonium breaks out as all

80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet, and scream… “Give her

another chance! Give her another chance!”